Oh, and your dad and I will frequently and spontaneously decide that one of us no longer likes a certain meal, so you’ll have to cook two different dishes and one of them may be in the shape of a dinosaur.I’m going to dress entirely inappropriately. Prepare for me to show up to the grandchildren’s birthday parties in a Lakers tracksuit and the latest Nike trainers.You know those basketball training sessions and games I take youto every night and weekend? I plan on taking up the Olympic sport of synchronised bingo and you two little ducks can taxi me to the venues.Thankfully, the whole athlete thing has removed some of life’s temptations from your teenage paths but that didn’t stop me worrying and educating you on the dangers of dabbling in illicit substances.I’m guessing you won’t take such precautions with me, so as soon as I hit 70, I’m going back on the fags and the drink that I gave up when you were born.I apologise now if I disturb your sleep when I wander in at 4am singing Cher’s Greatest Hits after a party at my pal’s house.Oh, and I plan to hang out with entirely inappropriate friends, like Boaby, who drives his electric scooter in a reckless fashion, and Betty, who was once cautioned for line dancing down the high street singing Achy Breaky Heart.My room will often resemble a landfill. Once a month you’ll crack, venture in brandishing a Dyson and stagger back out with five pizza boxes, 32 plates and a long lost bottle of tomato sauce.Finally, every time you grumble about my QVC addiction, I’ll remind you how much you’ve spent on PlayStation FIFA points.
If you don’t know how to play anything, try to pick each string and get the feel for a guitar. Then press down with your finger on first fret, and play every note on every fret, and make sure you don’t hear any fret buzz. Chances are, if there is one, you’ll have to pay extra for a good setup later (which you’re probably end up doing soon anyway, so not a big deal).
I for one have a real bad taste in my mouth by all the coverage this has gotten in comparison to what we should really be talking about. We too, have soccer players being abused by nutters on Twitter for making mistakes during play, and every refereeing decision and sporting incident is analysed in detail, and headline news. People are very much the same the world over (we can worry about wider issues when affected personally, even if it is too late)..
Los Angeles Mayor Eric Garcetti talking about Kobe Bryant and the Lakers. The Los Angeles City Council declared Wednesday, August 24, 2016, as Kobe Bryant Day, honoring the recently retired Los Angeles Laker on the date of the jersey numbers he wore with the team. City Councilman Jose Huizar said declaring Aug.